Banned from zoo.
Again?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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