Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
