it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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