Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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