oh god the rape fog is back!
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
