Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
