Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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