hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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