on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
