It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
This toilet bowl is my home.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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