I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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