Buhtt sex?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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