I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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