remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
vagina is talking i cant
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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