I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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