I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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