The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
