i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
