I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I had to cum in my sink.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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