Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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