I can tuck mytits in my pants
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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