Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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