Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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