It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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