what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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