marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
The uberlube is also flammable
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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