was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
