Did you just see the Batmobile???
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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