yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize