Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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