Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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