you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
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