we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Randomize
