needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
