Whod you bang
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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