i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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