She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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