Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
