You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Even my vagina gasped.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Just high enough for therapy.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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