hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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