I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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