i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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