Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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