I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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