it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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