that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Dicks are not precious.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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