Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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