i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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