Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I think I just sharted jello shots
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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