Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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