Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
