i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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