Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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