Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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