its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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